There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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