Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize