with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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