you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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