I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Randomize
