I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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