Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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