I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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