I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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