we have pet lesbian snakes
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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