I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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