we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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