About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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