I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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