it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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