they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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