i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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