Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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