If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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