Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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