The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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