I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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