Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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