So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
do herpes really smell.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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