he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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