i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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