I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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