Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just had sex on a roof
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
True college students do jello shots in the library
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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