Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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