ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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