I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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