But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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