That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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