Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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