Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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