Kareoke will never be a sober sport
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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