soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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