it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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