i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Randomize