I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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