You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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