I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I've blown a few things in my day
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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