what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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