i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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