If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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