Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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