I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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