You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
