David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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