mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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