Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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