This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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