i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize