You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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