when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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