i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
