The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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