i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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